Bitch, Please.

I would like... If I may... To take you on a strange journey.

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iamonlyamaid:

theriskaverse:

herpderphero:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

I need to 1) be a part of one of these or 2) have one of these done for me.

Tears all over my face. The dancing Jews. The absolute cuteness. If I do this for a wonderful girl in a couple of years, can I start auditions now? Who’s in?

Shut up this is adorable.

Can’t. Stop. Crying.

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andrewbreitel:

im chunky

I’m back weighing 808.

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